w00kiees:

the jedi way

  • don’t get angry
  • don’t get attached
  • don’t get sad
  • just stop feeling

the sith

  • unleash your emotions!
  • and get a cool lightsaber and fancy name FOR FREE!!!

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it’s been decided

i will raise my standards of dating to only Catholic men.

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bakrua:

captainsnoop:

so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?

okay so

i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can

chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well

so, here’s what i’m thinking:

zombie apocalypse?

all-denim outfit.

the anti-zombie juniform

even in a zombie apocalypse you’re not catching me wearing a double denim 

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