kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

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I think it’s just that I miss being a part of something. I want to be in a relationship because of the butterflies and awkward silences; for the tentative hand holding the first kisses. I want to be wanted.

It’s probably not healthy but that’s what I want right now. You would easily have me back, I think, but I need to let these feelings past. I need to suck it up. We broke up for a reason and I need to stand by my word. Even if it hurts, it’s for the best.

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captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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relahvant:

does anyone else have those people that you’re friends with but you don’t know why and they annoy the fuck out of you

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I notice that Autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature. Friedrich Nietzsche (via aurorefleurs)

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ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

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moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

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